Alphabet Suite Podcast: Amber Eyes

[00:00:00] Speaker A: We don't want to get sued. So here's your disclaimer. [00:00:03] Speaker B: And what does that mean? It means that we are here to share Prince's works with the utmost authenticity, clarity, and precision. This means there may be situations where the material being discussed may be sensitive or offensive to some. However, we have chosen to discuss his work as it was initially produced. We will not alter any of his original work to suit anyone's comfort, including our own. This podcast is to celebrate Prince and his works. [00:00:28] Speaker C: Thank you for your support and understanding. Now on to the show. [00:00:34] Speaker A: Hello. Welcome to Alphabet Suite podcast for the Prince Songbook. There are hundreds of songs to choose from. You have chosen. [00:00:45] Speaker B: Now you're in trouble. That's fine. It's your intro anyway. Is it? Oh, yeah, it is, isn't it? All right, guys. Welcome to another episode of the Alphabet Suite podcast. That is your sexy co host, Tim. [00:01:02] Speaker A: That is your pet. I am so sorry. I couldn't think of anything. What? [00:01:13] Speaker C: Doing you dirty? [00:01:14] Speaker B: Yes. [00:01:14] Speaker A: Oh, I thought he was called. I thought he was calling for security. [00:01:17] Speaker C: I was like, wait, no, that's me. [00:01:19] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:01:19] Speaker B: Fondler and women's work. [00:01:21] Speaker C: Black cat. Getting tired of your shenanigans? [00:01:23] Speaker A: What the. [00:01:24] Speaker C: Looking at me like. [00:01:25] Speaker B: What the hell are these old guys doing Looking at you? Who are you? [00:01:29] Speaker C: Who am I? [00:01:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:31] Speaker C: Am I wrong? [00:01:32] Speaker B: You're not wrong. [00:01:34] Speaker C: Who am I? [00:01:35] Speaker B: That's what we're. The. The people want to know. Inquiring minds want to know. [00:01:39] Speaker A: I do love your eyes. Because they're. They look like amber eyes. [00:01:42] Speaker C: I'm the disembodied voice that haunts your dreams. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Ooh. [00:01:46] Speaker B: Does it have a name? [00:01:48] Speaker C: Producer Aaron. That's what he was looking for. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Did you not? I mean. Nope. [00:01:55] Speaker C: My retard slipped in. [00:01:57] Speaker B: Wow. [00:01:58] Speaker A: I was there with him. [00:02:02] Speaker B: Think about this. All the times he just wails on us for not introducing ourselves or something. [00:02:09] Speaker C: 100 episodes deep, boss. That's the first time I've messed up. [00:02:12] Speaker B: Is it, though? [00:02:14] Speaker A: Is it really? [00:02:15] Speaker C: As far as I'm aware. [00:02:17] Speaker B: As far as you're gonna admit. [00:02:18] Speaker C: No, I'll admit when I'm wrong. [00:02:21] Speaker B: Well, am I wrong? [00:02:22] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:02:24] Speaker A: Not again. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Not again. [00:02:25] Speaker A: No. [00:02:26] Speaker B: So, anyway, let's talk about something different. Let's talk about some amber eyes, which again. [00:02:32] Speaker C: Oh, that's why you said that. I thought. [00:02:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:34] Speaker C: Creeping on me, like, my eyes are not red at all. [00:02:37] Speaker B: Well, he was creeping on you, so. [00:02:40] Speaker A: You really missing it today, bro? [00:02:41] Speaker B: He is. I mean, he's, like, off his game. [00:02:46] Speaker C: I'm still just dumbfounded that I Did exactly what you asked me to do and it became a problem. [00:02:54] Speaker B: That's just the way life works. Get used to it. [00:02:58] Speaker C: I quit. [00:03:01] Speaker B: No, you don't. [00:03:02] Speaker A: Okay. We're doing what now? Amber? [00:03:04] Speaker B: We're talking. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Okay. No. [00:03:06] Speaker C: So what's this show called again? [00:03:08] Speaker B: It's called the Alphabet Suite podcast. [00:03:10] Speaker C: Oh, is it? [00:03:11] Speaker A: Did you say that? [00:03:12] Speaker B: I did. [00:03:12] Speaker A: Did you really? [00:03:13] Speaker C: Right. Chocolate chip cookies. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Chocolate. I tried to get that for snack time. They didn't have it. [00:03:19] Speaker C: Chip cookies. [00:03:20] Speaker A: It was. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Everyone has chocolate chip cookies. [00:03:22] Speaker A: No, it was chips Ahoy. Ice cream sandwich. Cookies. [00:03:29] Speaker B: Like real ice cream sandwiches? [00:03:31] Speaker A: No, they were just cookies. [00:03:31] Speaker B: Or they could like flavored like ice cream. [00:03:33] Speaker A: Correct. [00:03:33] Speaker B: Okay. [00:03:34] Speaker C: Oh, that seems horrible. Why not just get a cookie ice cream sandwich? [00:03:38] Speaker B: I was going to say they make those. [00:03:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:03:41] Speaker A: It's not the point. [00:03:42] Speaker B: I know. [00:03:43] Speaker A: Limited edition thing. [00:03:44] Speaker B: I am not arguing. I'm just. [00:03:45] Speaker A: You know what? [00:03:46] Speaker B: You make them. [00:03:46] Speaker A: All right. I'm going to sit here and look pretty. [00:03:49] Speaker C: Good luck with that. [00:03:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:52] Speaker B: Tumbo. El. [00:03:57] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:04:00] Speaker B: Anyway. [00:04:02] Speaker A: Oh. [00:04:02] Speaker B: So Amber. [00:04:03] Speaker C: It's because it's an. An evening on a Friday. [00:04:09] Speaker A: Shador Sanders. [00:04:11] Speaker C: Amber Eyes. Let's talk about it. [00:04:13] Speaker B: Let's talk about it. [00:04:13] Speaker A: I love that name. Shador. [00:04:15] Speaker B: Tupac Shakur. [00:04:16] Speaker A: No. Shakur. Shador. Your mother. Dion. [00:04:20] Speaker C: Talk about the song. [00:04:23] Speaker A: Dion Sanderson. And let's go. [00:04:24] Speaker B: Okay, so Amber Eyes is an unreleased track that was again from the 76. 77 era. [00:04:32] Speaker A: It. It's. To me it's like more of the 76 year. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Is it? [00:04:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:37] Speaker B: You've heard the song that we've never heard? [00:04:39] Speaker A: No, I'm just from all the readings they've had. [00:04:44] Speaker B: Readings of the song or did you get a reading with a crystal ball? [00:04:48] Speaker A: You got it. I went to a psychic. [00:04:51] Speaker B: A psychic or a sidekick? [00:04:53] Speaker A: Sidekick. Psycho. That was my ex wife. [00:04:59] Speaker B: It is believed to have been like for his first album for you. He's looking for hot stuff, isn't he? [00:05:10] Speaker A: He ain't got to look far. It's all there. [00:05:12] Speaker C: It's actually specifically not looking for hot stuff. Being disappointed. [00:05:16] Speaker A: That's. I am so sorry. That's all they. The three sweet things I ordered. They did not have. I'm sorry, do we want to talk. [00:05:25] Speaker B: About the song at all? [00:05:27] Speaker A: Why don't they know where the location was? Come on now. [00:05:29] Speaker C: Look, bro, I'm just trying to get ready. [00:05:31] Speaker B: Well, I'm just asking. Do we want to talk about it? Because it's up to you. [00:05:35] Speaker C: I'm the producer. I sit in the back corner and just. [00:05:38] Speaker B: And distract the. The co host yeah, you're the only one distracted. I'm the only one trying to talk about the song. [00:05:46] Speaker A: If you're talking about the song, but you're distracted, I mean. Something wrong, man? Small contest, bro. [00:05:51] Speaker B: I. Okay, so while you guys talk about all this other stuff, I will talk to our audience about the song. Is that what we want to do? You look like you're trying to fart. [00:06:04] Speaker A: I'm constipated. [00:06:07] Speaker B: Thanks for sharing. [00:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay, come on now. [00:06:11] Speaker B: So that's just his thinking face. Yeah, his thinking face. His thinking face or his thinking face? [00:06:16] Speaker A: Both. [00:06:20] Speaker B: So Prince recorded a track called Diamond Eyes, and they think it's possible that this was simply an update of that song. [00:06:31] Speaker A: Do we have. [00:06:32] Speaker C: I thought Diamond Eyes actually existed. [00:06:35] Speaker B: Do we have Diamond Eyes? I haven't looked for Diamond Eyes, but. [00:06:44] Speaker A: There'S recording sessions of that. There is, but we're not talking about that song, so. No, it's unreleased. But doesn't mean we don't. [00:06:52] Speaker B: Yeah, it doesn't mean we don't have it. [00:06:54] Speaker A: Yeah. So we could. [00:06:55] Speaker B: Yeah, we could. I just haven't. I'm trying to stay in order, bro. You know? Trying to. [00:06:59] Speaker A: Yeah, that's cool, man. It was. [00:07:02] Speaker B: What? [00:07:02] Speaker A: He ain't looking at me, so why. [00:07:04] Speaker B: Are you giving me the finger? [00:07:05] Speaker A: No. What? [00:07:07] Speaker B: What? [00:07:07] Speaker A: Ooh. Damn, bro. Follow me here, man. Follow me. [00:07:12] Speaker B: It was listed as the 10th and final track on a early configuration of for you, but was replaced by I'm Yours. So it remains unreleased. [00:07:28] Speaker C: It does. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Okay. [00:07:32] Speaker C: So related side note, the Deftones have an album called Diamond Eyes. [00:07:37] Speaker B: Do they? [00:07:37] Speaker C: And there's a song called Prince on it. [00:07:40] Speaker A: That's really weird. [00:07:42] Speaker B: Are you serious? [00:07:42] Speaker C: Dead serious. I just looked it up. [00:07:45] Speaker A: That might be something to look into. Dude. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna have to try to. [00:07:50] Speaker A: That's weird how you say that. You just say. [00:07:52] Speaker B: What's the song sound like? I. I don't know. [00:07:55] Speaker A: Did you just, like, search that? [00:07:57] Speaker B: That's why he's the producer. [00:07:58] Speaker A: I'm looking at. He's looking at us. He ain't even at the computer. It's like his brain, like. [00:08:03] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got a dongle. Just. [00:08:08] Speaker A: And no, we do not have Diamond Eyes. Just so you know. [00:08:11] Speaker B: Have you looked to see. [00:08:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Hard drive. Unless it's not on. [00:08:15] Speaker B: Not everything is on that hard drive. [00:08:16] Speaker A: Well, we could have uhoh. Relay to your kind your reminds me of that Marilyn Manson guy. [00:08:30] Speaker B: No, that is the voice. Is that the song Prince? [00:08:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:39] Speaker A: That's horrible. I don't want to look into that. [00:08:42] Speaker C: Why you hating on the Deftones, bro. [00:08:44] Speaker B: Oh, that was just weird that they have a. An album called Diamond Eyes with a song called Prince on it. [00:08:49] Speaker A: Yeah, there might be something. [00:08:52] Speaker B: There might be. Ah, that's what I'm thinking. Well, we'll find out when we get there, but in seven years, I'll probably be so old I'll forget all about it. But anyway. [00:08:59] Speaker A: Huh? Turn that on, man. [00:09:03] Speaker B: I keep forgetting to turn that on. [00:09:04] Speaker A: Turn it on. Oh, baby. [00:09:08] Speaker B: It's not working. Apparently it doesn't like nipple flicking. You might as well leave it off. Yeah, we'll get it next episode. Don't distract people. [00:09:15] Speaker A: Oh, shoot, There's a lot of bleeps you're gonna. There you go. All right. So. [00:09:26] Speaker B: Yeah, another song that we don't have. And if anyone has. Again, I can't stress. If anyone has any of these, hit us up. Let us know alphasuitepodcastmail comments below if you're watching us on YouTube. Facebook. We still have the Facebook page, even though we keep threatening to get rid of it. We just don't. So that's Alphabet. Sweet podcast. [00:09:52] Speaker A: What's the dude's name? Mark? What, Wahlberg? No. [00:09:56] Speaker B: What? Zuckerberg? [00:09:58] Speaker A: Suckhead. I don't like him, dude. [00:10:00] Speaker B: Yeah. That's what happens when you get rich. You turn into a bigger jerk than what you already were. [00:10:05] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, I thought he was. They were. It was fine when it first came and they ran, you know, MySpace out, which is. I liked MySpace, you know, I thought it was great. But Facebook started and it was okay. And then he's just like, yeah, idiot. [00:10:19] Speaker B: Then he just, like, trumped everything. [00:10:24] Speaker A: That's good. [00:10:26] Speaker B: So anyway. [00:10:26] Speaker A: Is that a Trump reference? [00:10:28] Speaker B: Take it how you will. [00:10:31] Speaker A: Hey, don't make our listeners. I am not saying. [00:10:34] Speaker B: Saying anything, man. Take it how you will. [00:10:37] Speaker A: I think he's got his own platform. We ought to go on there. [00:10:40] Speaker B: Prince. [00:10:41] Speaker A: No Trump. We could put it on his. I want to say he's got a platform. [00:10:46] Speaker B: He might have. [00:10:47] Speaker A: We check into that. We go on there anyway. [00:10:51] Speaker B: So that is all we know about this song. [00:10:57] Speaker A: What do you think about going back on X and paying to have the little blue thingy? [00:11:02] Speaker B: No, I ain't paying. [00:11:03] Speaker A: No, I would. [00:11:05] Speaker B: What does that do for you, though? It doesn't do. [00:11:07] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't really. It does something. [00:11:09] Speaker C: It does nothing. [00:11:10] Speaker B: It does nothing. [00:11:11] Speaker C: Hey, it makes you look like a douchebag. [00:11:13] Speaker A: Does it, though? [00:11:14] Speaker B: And you don't need any help with that really, though. [00:11:18] Speaker A: We get back to the song. [00:11:19] Speaker C: Any sort of paid for check. Mark makes you look like a douchebag. You're paying for fake notoriety. [00:11:26] Speaker A: Where's our wall? Where's our wall? [00:11:29] Speaker B: We need it. All right, back to the song. We're done with the song. [00:11:37] Speaker A: So if you go though to under reference, Rockaway Records and you click on that, it'll come up to nothing. [00:11:50] Speaker B: It certainly does. [00:11:52] Speaker A: I thought maybe I could find something else on there, but. [00:11:55] Speaker B: But you did. You found a lot of nothing. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:59] Speaker B: So. [00:12:00] Speaker C: So. Do you want a snack? [00:12:01] Speaker B: Ah, let's snack. [00:12:03] Speaker A: Damn. I was about ready to end the show for now. [00:12:05] Speaker B: We gotta have snack. [00:12:06] Speaker A: I know. [00:12:06] Speaker B: Brought to you by our listeners. [00:12:09] Speaker A: Are we doing that one again? [00:12:10] Speaker B: I say yes, because our listeners and our watchers, you know, we appreciate you guys. And. And we didn't want you to know. We appreciate you guys. [00:12:17] Speaker A: If you see me on the street, just be like, ah, that's that, dude. That's all I need. [00:12:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:22] Speaker B: Because we ain't making no money. [00:12:24] Speaker C: His name's Timmy Tippity. [00:12:26] Speaker B: You just got. He just wants the notoriety, man. He just wants someone to come up and say, hey, I saw you on the podcast. That's all he wants. Yeah, that'd make him feel good. So, yeah, if you see Timmy T. On the street, let him know. [00:12:37] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, it's nice that my daughter did it, but it's not. [00:12:42] Speaker B: She recognized you. [00:12:43] Speaker A: Yeah, she really? [00:12:44] Speaker B: Wow. Really? [00:12:45] Speaker A: I know. [00:12:46] Speaker B: All right, so what do we got today? [00:12:48] Speaker C: We're gonna leave this one up to the fates, so pick a number between one and three. [00:12:58] Speaker A: Here you go. [00:12:58] Speaker B: You do it. [00:12:59] Speaker A: I got. I bought them. [00:13:01] Speaker B: So you do, but you don't know what number he's got for two. [00:13:04] Speaker C: Okay. [00:13:06] Speaker A: Was it hard for you to pick a damn number? [00:13:09] Speaker B: Was it hard for you? [00:13:10] Speaker A: Yes. [00:13:12] Speaker B: No. All right, what do we got? [00:13:16] Speaker A: You like Bugles? [00:13:17] Speaker B: Not really, but okay. I don't dislike them. [00:13:23] Speaker A: These are new. They are Bugles family sized now. Hot and cheesy. Tabasco pepper sauce. [00:13:38] Speaker B: Do you like me? [00:13:40] Speaker A: I do. [00:13:41] Speaker B: Do you? [00:13:41] Speaker A: This is. [00:13:42] Speaker B: Are you sure? [00:13:43] Speaker A: My daughter says. You know what I said? What? She said, Pat's gonna hate you. I tell you. She watches the podcast. She knows about your. Does she watch the girly mouth and she. She does both, dude. I'm not going with that again. We already been there. It's a huge bag, so I don't want to rip it all, you know? All right. [00:14:07] Speaker B: Do you like Bugles? [00:14:09] Speaker A: I love Bugles. I just got. [00:14:10] Speaker B: Aren't they more like a Frito? [00:14:12] Speaker A: I mean, really kind of thin? Really thin, like Fritos. [00:14:15] Speaker B: Right. Yeah. [00:14:15] Speaker A: But I bought. They got ranch. It's Hidden Valley Ranch, Bugles. They're really freaking good. The only thing they're missing is salt. So I think if I take the red bag and mix it with the. And then eat it like that, I think it'll be great. The red bag, the regular. In a norm. Salty, you know, like a Frito, you know? [00:14:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It smells hot. Oh. [00:14:51] Speaker A: You got this. [00:14:52] Speaker B: Why do I do this, man? Why? [00:14:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it does smell. [00:14:56] Speaker B: It smells hot. [00:15:00] Speaker A: Some are really red. [00:15:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I think I got one. I forgot to bring water down here. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Oh, shoot. [00:15:21] Speaker B: Oh, there. Here it comes. [00:15:25] Speaker A: Oh, thank you. [00:15:31] Speaker B: It's not bad. It. It tastes like. [00:15:35] Speaker A: I'll try the red one. [00:15:37] Speaker B: Actually, let me try a couple more. [00:15:39] Speaker A: Wow. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Well, no, because I'm not getting. I mean, there's a little bit of heat. Don't get me wrong. About, like, what was with the last stuff? [00:15:45] Speaker A: Okay. Maybe your mouth's getting better. You burn it up so bad. [00:15:49] Speaker B: But I'm trying to get a. The taste. I want to see what the flavor. You know what I mean? [00:15:53] Speaker C: Your heat tolerance is improving because you suffered through my buddy. [00:15:56] Speaker B: Isn't that what it was? Because it's got a little, like, the taste has some tang to it. Huh? [00:16:15] Speaker A: I don't. I don't taste cheese. [00:16:17] Speaker C: I do. [00:16:17] Speaker A: Do you. [00:16:22] Speaker C: Have you ever had the nacho cheese Bugles? [00:16:25] Speaker A: I don't like them. I don't like them. Okay. [00:16:31] Speaker B: That's actually. I mean, other than the kick that I'm starting to feel in my mouth, the flavor ain't too bad. [00:16:38] Speaker A: This is an odd thing. I don't know. [00:16:41] Speaker B: It is. It's definitely odd. Do you. Do you feel the little kick at the end? It's got a little bite that comes and gets you, so. [00:16:52] Speaker A: I like it. [00:16:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:53] Speaker A: It's just. It's weird. [00:16:55] Speaker B: Yeah. That wasn't too bad. I could. I could survive that one. [00:17:00] Speaker C: These next two are gonna suck. [00:17:01] Speaker A: Don't do it, Morph. [00:17:03] Speaker B: Let them do it. Let them do it. Eat that, kitty. [00:17:06] Speaker C: Eat it. They don't get heat in the mouth like we do. [00:17:09] Speaker B: No. [00:17:15] Speaker C: All right, so thanks for supporting us, everybody. [00:17:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Thank you. Oh, you know what? [00:17:23] Speaker C: Buy our merch. [00:17:25] Speaker B: Buy our merch. It's really cool merch. [00:17:27] Speaker C: Actually put a lot of work into that. [00:17:29] Speaker B: Yeah. I was gonna tell a story. Oh, I don't have stories too often. [00:17:34] Speaker A: I know. [00:17:35] Speaker C: So we save it for next episode. [00:17:37] Speaker B: So. So. Well, let me tell you a story. Do we have time? Yeah. How long has this episode been going short? [00:17:47] Speaker C: We have time. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Okay. So I'm coming home from work last. [00:17:51] Speaker C: All right, time's up. [00:17:55] Speaker A: Oh, oh, hang on. [00:17:56] Speaker B: Hey, you know that sound? Then you must like, who did that? [00:17:59] Speaker C: What are you doing, bro? Why are you watching our ad a lot? [00:18:04] Speaker A: Dude, just pause the damn video when I go. No, it's not a video for this. I bring up our podcast page, and this is here. Oh, and it always starts up every single time. [00:18:18] Speaker C: It's a video. You can pause it. [00:18:20] Speaker A: Oh, well, I'm freaking out, so I don't even think about that. [00:18:23] Speaker B: Anyway. [00:18:25] Speaker A: All right. No, not story time. Story time. [00:18:29] Speaker B: So I'm coming home from work, right? I just left work. Now. I drive a tiny little Chevy Volt, right? This thing ain't no, you know, super fast rocket thing, right? [00:18:46] Speaker A: Oh, it's fast. Don't lie. [00:18:49] Speaker B: Okay. Anyway. Okay, so I'm leaving work. I don't. There's a stop sign, like, right as I leave work. So I come out and I slow down and I look. I have to turn right to come home. So I look, ain't no one coming. I slow down, I take off. A cop happened to be coming the other direction. Okay. Pulls me over. Really pulls me over. So I pull over, and he comes up. And he comes up like he's some Billy Badass, you know, boy, he was this young cop, and I think he was trying to, like, prove himself, because he comes walking up and he says, you didn't stop at that stop sign. Now the dude has to be, like, 25. I'm thinking, okay. And I'm like, sir, I slowed down. I'm sorry. I was talking to my daughter. I slowed down. No one was coming. So I slowed down. When I saw no one's coming, I kept going. I apologize. [00:19:51] Speaker A: It's called the California Stop. [00:19:53] Speaker B: Go ahead. Correct, Right. And I need to see your license and registration or license and insurance. I said, okay. So I give him my license as I'm reaching into the glove box to get my insurance card. So where were you going at such breakneck speeds? I had to stop. I look at them. My first thought, honestly, was to say, we have a hundred different ways we could have had a pleasant interaction here. And you chose sarcasm. And not even good sarcasm. You could tell he had to think about that stupid comment before he even said it, you know? So I looked at him, like, breakneck speeds in a Chevy voltage. And he looks at me. You could tell I, you know, done messed up his mojo. Well, where were you going? I said, I'm going home from work. So I give him my insurance well, it just happened to be that, you know, when we put our insurance cards in our glove box, most of the time we don't take out our old ones. I grabbed an old one. Well, this one's expired. So I grabbed the other one. I give it to him. You need to throw that one away so you don't do this again. [00:21:25] Speaker A: What the hell, man? [00:21:27] Speaker B: So he takes it and he goes back. Now, I have not been pulled over in decades. My record is clean, okay? Comes back after, you know, five, ten minutes of sitting back there. Proceeds to lecture me, this 20something little kid. Lecture me on how dangerous this road is that I'm on. Okay? You know the road I'm talking about? It's the road that goes and crosses railroad tracks right before you turn to get to my place, right? [00:22:06] Speaker A: Correct. [00:22:07] Speaker B: There is. It's a country two lane country road. There is an average of five cars an hour. Maybe proceeds to tell me how dangerous this road is and that I should be stopping fully at the stop sign and then gives me a ticket. I'm like, okay, first of all, you're an asshole. I didn't say that I woulda. But I'm like, here you are lecturing me on. Now I admit I didn't come to a full stop. And I told him that. I apologized, I explained why I wasn't trying to get out of it. But, you know, you ran my license saw. I had a clean record saw could have just said, okay, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Right, but you were sarcastic, you're an asshole. And then you still want to give me a ticket. So I'm gonna let you guys know right now if you're in the town of Beloit, Wisconsin, or Rock county, cops are assholes. Just letting you know. [00:23:23] Speaker A: Maybe not all of them. [00:23:25] Speaker B: Everyone I've ever dealt with. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Oh, sheesh. [00:23:27] Speaker B: We've had them come to my job for different things, you know, that's happened. Okay, they're assholes. [00:23:33] Speaker A: Horrible. Why are they like that? [00:23:35] Speaker B: I don't know. So I had to share that story. At the end, I'm a nice guy, you know, I. I like to think I'm a nice guy. [00:23:44] Speaker A: What? [00:23:45] Speaker B: So at the end, I reached out the window to shake his hand, right? [00:23:49] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:23:49] Speaker B: I said, thank you, I appreciate you. And as I reach my hand out the window, he's looking at me like. Like I had three eyes or something. And he like, reaches out and he has the wussiest handshake I've ever felt in my life. So anyway, that's My story. And I'm sticking to it. [00:24:13] Speaker A: Oh, Lord. [00:24:13] Speaker B: So I got a ticket for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign for $175 and. And 30 cents. And the guy sat there as. He's telling me all this going. Don't ask me why they put the 30 cents on there. I don't make that up. Well, no, Sherlock. I. I. Do you honestly believe I thought that an officer of your stature decides what my fine is going to be? [00:24:46] Speaker A: Right. [00:24:47] Speaker B: Anyway. [00:24:49] Speaker A: Wow. [00:24:49] Speaker B: Sorry. That. That just frustrated the crap out of me. I had to share that. [00:24:52] Speaker C: Well, since this episode is already full of bleeps up the yin yang. [00:25:03] Speaker A: There you go. Hey, you know, anyway, my ex wife and you need this. Everybody needs this. [00:25:10] Speaker B: An ex wife. No, no, we don't need your ex wife, man. [00:25:13] Speaker A: No, it's what. What she's tell. Okay. So there's a thing that you could put on the back of your car. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:19] Speaker A: Okay. [00:25:19] Speaker C: Called a bumper sticker. License plate. [00:25:21] Speaker A: No. You push the button and it lights up and it says you and it's got the finger. [00:25:28] Speaker B: Yeah, I've seen those. I've seen them where they'll actually pop up out of your back. [00:25:32] Speaker A: That is sweet, man. I want that. [00:25:34] Speaker B: Do you? [00:25:34] Speaker A: Yeah. I want it for the front too. [00:25:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Because that's the way that you're going to get out a. A ticket. [00:25:39] Speaker A: That's. No. I mean, there's a lot of jerk ass. [00:25:42] Speaker B: There is. [00:25:43] Speaker A: Just not in Beloit. [00:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:44] Speaker A: You know. [00:25:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:46] Speaker A: Anyway, don't pick on that poor tone. [00:25:48] Speaker C: It picks on itself. [00:25:50] Speaker B: It does. [00:25:50] Speaker A: I'm with you, boy. Rock on. [00:25:52] Speaker B: Okay, you are officially off the podcast from here on in. [00:25:59] Speaker A: You know what would be funny? [00:26:00] Speaker B: What? [00:26:00] Speaker A: If. What? That cop watched our. Or. [00:26:04] Speaker B: Or listen to it. He would know it was me. [00:26:06] Speaker C: Hey, your dick's not big. Stop trying to play Billy Badass. [00:26:10] Speaker B: Wow. Yeah, I second that. Anyway, and here's the thing. I support law enforcement. I really do. My father in law is a retired police officer. I love law enforcement. [00:26:26] Speaker A: Didn't he zap somebody in the nuts? [00:26:28] Speaker B: And he did zap somebody in the nuts. [00:26:29] Speaker A: That. That hurt. Okay. [00:26:31] Speaker B: You know, but. But where I have a problem is where they. They forget their civil servants to protect and serve. You're not here for the power and prestige. [00:26:42] Speaker A: Correct. [00:26:43] Speaker B: And when they go from being a civil servant and a peace officer to I am a cop and I'm here to enforce the law, that's where I have the problem. And that's what gives law enforcement a bad name. [00:26:57] Speaker C: I pay your check, dick bag. [00:26:59] Speaker B: Exactly. You are. You are more than correct when you say not all cops are like that. And I'm sure there are good cops in Beloit. So in all honesty. Now, I was kind of messing around before, but in all honesty, there are good cops. It's just people like him who he came up. And you could tell when he walked up that he was trying to think of some sarcasm. Where are you going at breakneck speeds? I wasn't even at 30 miles an hour. I just turned the corner. You saw me turn the corner. I pulled over right as you did your ue and turned your lights on. I put. What kind of jerk does that? [00:27:38] Speaker C: If you're doing breakneck speeds, you'd be getting a speeding ticket. [00:27:41] Speaker B: Exactly. And then I'm thinking to myself, I was going to say this, too, because another thing is, are you the kind of cop that pulls someone over for going one mile over the speed limit and gives them a ticket? You know, it probably is. He probably is. Anyway, that's my story. I didn't mean to go off on a rant. [00:28:00] Speaker A: He's abusing his authority. [00:28:02] Speaker B: Well, because they don't really have authority. They have established themselves as authority figures, but they're not. They're servants. They're public servants. They have a job to do to protect and to serve. [00:28:15] Speaker A: Correct. [00:28:16] Speaker B: They're not there to harass the population that they are supposed to protect and serve. [00:28:21] Speaker A: Correct. [00:28:22] Speaker B: But we have the. This younger generation. It's power and prestige. Hey, I'm a cop. You're a. Yeah. A cop is a civil servant. Act like one. You know, like I said, I love law enforcement. I do. And the vast majority of them are great. I have definitely run into far more good officers than I have bad. I mean, I probably only had me too. You two. [00:28:52] Speaker C: Yeah. But the ones that stick with you are. [00:28:55] Speaker B: The bad ones are the bad ones. Yeah. I've probably only had maybe 5% of the police officers I've ever talked to or dealt with in any way, shape or form. About 5% have been jerks. You know, so when you give me. [00:29:10] Speaker C: A speeding ticket for going three over, you can eat my asshole. [00:29:12] Speaker B: I. Exactly. [00:29:14] Speaker A: A lot of cutting out. [00:29:15] Speaker B: There's going to be a lot of. [00:29:17] Speaker A: Wow. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Anyway, so. I didn't mean to go off on that rant, people. I apologize if I offended anyone. If there's any police officers, I don't. You know, I'm not trying to offend you. [00:29:28] Speaker C: If you're a dickhead cop, you're a dickhead cop. That's what you are. [00:29:30] Speaker B: Well, I Get that? [00:29:31] Speaker C: If you're a good cop, you're a good cop. Do that for your brothers. [00:29:33] Speaker B: I don't want people to think that I'm against law enforcement, because I'm not. I'm against bad people. And law enforcement has bad people. Just like, you know, musicians. There's bad musicians or bad politicians. Hey, he was kind of a douche, you know? All I'm saying is people are going to be people. And if you're going to be a public servant, you should not have that attitude. Correct. That's all I'm saying. There are certain jobs that that kind of attitude reflects poorly on the profession, you know? [00:30:03] Speaker A: Correct. [00:30:03] Speaker B: And that is one of them. [00:30:04] Speaker C: So, anyway, Amber, I have to mark this as explicit. On the Patreon. [00:30:10] Speaker B: On the Patreon, yes. You're gonna have to do a lot of bleeping for everyone else. [00:30:14] Speaker A: I enjoyed that story. Thank you. [00:30:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:16] Speaker A: Anyway, that's pretty far out there, though. [00:30:19] Speaker B: I paid my ticket. I'm good. [00:30:20] Speaker A: What a jerk. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:21] Speaker A: Anyway, something's wrong with our Patreon. You're. You're not Patreon. Your merch page. [00:30:30] Speaker B: Okay, we can deal with that. [00:30:31] Speaker A: Oh, I'm just saying, because if somebody's watching, we're saying, go, you know, go buy some merch. Anyway, I'm just saying there's a minor issue right now, but it'll get fixed real quick. Unless I'm just. [00:30:43] Speaker B: It'll probably be fixed before this airs. That's why you don't really need to say that on air. [00:30:47] Speaker A: You know what? Shut up. Stick with your story. [00:30:49] Speaker B: Wow. [00:30:51] Speaker A: Okay. [00:30:54] Speaker B: I think we can settle this one now, right? [00:30:56] Speaker A: Yes, we can. Enough is enough is enough. We had a lot of. Thank you, listeners. And check out our Facebook page, Alphabet suite podcast. Check our art. [00:31:09] Speaker B: Right. [00:31:10] Speaker A: All right. [00:31:10] Speaker B: Yes, for now. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Yeah, for now. Check out our. Our YouTube page. Well, you're probably on YouTube maybe right now. [00:31:17] Speaker B: No, I think we got more listeners than we do watchers. [00:31:19] Speaker A: Okay, well, whatever. [00:31:20] Speaker C: Just keep head on. Over to Best sweet playlist on YouTube. [00:31:27] Speaker A: What the fudge? [00:31:28] Speaker C: You want to support people on YouTube? Send them to the other YouTube thing. [00:31:32] Speaker A: I was getting there. [00:31:33] Speaker C: You're welcome. [00:31:34] Speaker A: Okay. Thank you. What? [00:31:40] Speaker B: You can even email us, right? Maybe, Maybe. Where would they email us at? [00:31:46] Speaker A: Alphasuite podcast, gmail.com? i had all this in my mouth. Was going to flow with. [00:31:54] Speaker B: I know I. Did you see me interrupt? There's one other place that we usually get. [00:32:04] Speaker A: Yeah, that's usually what he does. [00:32:06] Speaker B: That's what I was saying. [00:32:06] Speaker C: I was letting him flow. [00:32:08] Speaker A: No, you just stopped me from flowing. [00:32:11] Speaker B: Go with the flow, man. [00:32:15] Speaker C: You don't know that link. It's the same as all the others. Patreon.com alphabetsuitepodcast bless you. [00:32:22] Speaker A: Bless you. [00:32:24] Speaker B: Bless you. [00:32:25] Speaker C: Allergic to your bull. [00:32:27] Speaker A: I. [00:32:32] Speaker B: This is going to be like the most bleeped episode we have ever had. It's probably going to have more bleeps in this episode than all the others combined. I'm going to feel like I'm listening to a rap video. [00:32:46] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [00:32:46] Speaker C: Oh, and MTV actually played music videos. [00:32:49] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Anyway, till next time, people. Peace. [00:32:53] Speaker A: Peace. [00:32:54] Speaker C: Bye. Buy the merch. [00:32:55] Speaker B: Bye.